Even Mafia Dons understand the importance of maintaining appearances.

“I will remember you...” (watches video of greenscreen tie)

The guy looks like Jimmy McNulty after drinking deep from the dreaded bottle of Protestant Whisky.

I hope that car is on autopilot.

Just read you’re news tody oh boy

You idiot! Save your ammo for the Xfinity van! Floridians...

Overwrought with shame, Edward VIII spent the rest of his life commiserating with similarly situated, disgraced Nazi sympathizers, including Henry Ford, Walt Disney, and Charles Lindbergh. None were ever forgiven.

Well, is he candid, or is he an embellishing used car salesman? They’re kinda mutually exclusive.

I’ve already spoken to internal affairs. They’ve found no evidence of wrongdoing.

He either knew what Sessions would do and voted to confirm him anyway, or because he made the is staggeringly stupid

Buy a girl a torch first!

I see a shit-ton wrong with this kind of bump and grind.

I can’t tell if Sessions is Beelzebub or merely a pro-gentrification hipster jonesing for some artesian baked goods.

Why rock the boat? Old white dudes have been doing a bang up job of this whole ruling thing for millennia. Is this how we want to repay them?

What are your thoughts on Nick Saban? Public funds are used to pay him more than twice that amount. #whyuthrowinstones? #notallpastywhitesaxons

+$5,000

But I thought guns didn’t kill people, people killed people.

Don’t call him Orange Nixon. It’s insulting to Nixon’s legacy

These are Spartans. They went to Greece ;D

Oooh, that’s a nice, big, girthy straw man you have there