Oh, well in that case, go fuck off.

That’s a terrible argument. It matters not at all whether it was Argo or Anthrax; it’s terror nonetheless (to say nothing of the fact that we don’t actually know if those were “real” bombs). Don’t get caught playing their game.

“A lot of people have gotten into a lot of trouble assuming that police officers have their best interests [at heart].”

I hear they’re stupid.

Am I missing the “congratulations” somewhere? Because to me, that tweet looks like "reporting".

At least you said sorry before being dumb. 

Totally disagree. I want to get the majority of the drive done on day 1 then have a manageable drive the next day to at least try to maximize that day of “vacation.”

Do you want every road trip to take at least 2 days?  Then if not, make the kids stay in the seats.  It sucks, but otherwise the Conestoga wagons will be faster.

I have 3 of them in my bedroom so the Google Employees that are listening in can hear how bad I am at the sex.

very first post is victim blaming. good fucking job.

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

The greatest country in the world, everyone.

This is only the second time in over 30 years that Tennessee has lost to Kentucky. You just don’t lose to Kentucky at Tennessee, no matter how bad the season is. He’s not making it to next season, and I like the guy, I just know he’s not taking the Vols to any type of championship other than life.

Because I’m a dick. Welcome to Deadspin for the first time.

Sad story but when ranking climbs, I still think the most famous climb involving a Kennedy was when Jackie climbed onto the back of the limo in Dallas back in ‘63.

I don’t know or care how much your situation and my situation compare. I do know that I pay taxes now, and I used to get a tax refund. Does it suck? Yeah, kinda. But now that my husband and I are both educated professionals, nothing is stopping us from up and deciding to be poor again. We could TOTALLY go back to low…

Donny 2 Scoops claims he’s a 4 handicap. I was a 2 5 years ago before I had a total shoulder replacement and haven’t so much as picked up a club since. I’ll mortgage my house and bet that orange Julius fuck nut $1,500,000 to play straight up. No 10 foot gimmes, no fucking mulligans, every fucking stroke counts.

boil corn in milk?

What the fuck is with their fuckin’ weird ass mouths?

No slip ons? That is a seriously hot take.