It was a terrible joke about the weed killer that people claim causes cancer

Why don’t they make the whole plane out of slow pitches?

It’s also neat that he’s the first player to start a game and earn the save.

your first mistake was going in feet first

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Swinging. Dancing, baseball, open marriages, playground equipment etc 

Everyone welcome Tony Romo to Deadspin!

usually the boners aren’t that big when it’s Chile

Bills fans this morning are destroying property, calling Brown racial slurs and drunkenly getting into fistfights so, you know, you can just imagine how they’ll react when they hear about this.

It wasn’t as much cheating as it was trying to eat the roulette ball.

B.J. in 2015.  B.J. again in 2019.  I think all the married guys can relate.

I didn’t do it! 

You’re commenting on the Internet.

You’d think a Packer would know what’s in his luggage.

They probably liked the fact that RG3's knee isn’t even capable of bending.

“It’s like I’m living a movie,” Mr. Smith said, when asked for comment.

It’s just not the same without LeVar Burton. 

People who use custom ring tones are assholes. Just use the factory settings or, better yet, keep it on silent or vibrate. I use the McGyver theme song for mine.

Despite the claims of his attire, he really doesn’t seem to be in the mood to take BS.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."