Pick me!

Me wantie in

All Dongs Matter

There is an increased amount of douchebags on the road with camouflage painted trucks. If I was on a country road and had an accident with one of these rednecks and they were actually sober, could I successfully argue that I didn’t see their vehicle because they were actively trying to disguise it?

As one of the world’s few surviving Titan’s fans, every time I see the replay of Kevin Dyson stretching for the goal line at the end of the superbowl I think, “This is the time he get’s in”. And it hurts every time.

Corn on the cob has been over rated for far too long.