I can’t spell it with the GT.

The Dolphins are going to regret missing out on Blackledge, Eason, and O'Brien.

To me, the best repetitive storyline is “last year’s QB draft class was better than this year’s draft class”. Because it’s trotted out every year, to the point that if you compile the quotes year by year, it just looks absurd:

You are there to answer some damn questions.

He’d better grow taller, or his head will never block the “SPORTS ILLUSTRATED” on the cover.

I’m now a Flat Kyler. He’s 2 dimensional and height is a myth perpetuated by NASA.

Meanwhile, over on the other side of the bracket, Jacksonville Tech was taking on Jacksonville A&M...

Well, I sure hope Stevens never needs to be carried from the top of an evil wizards embattlment, or from a high mountain Erie after dying and coming back to life, or off the side of an active volcano after tossing a cocainified gold ring that imbues feelings of grandeur and ultimate power into its belly.

Arena security should solicit assistance from the Baha Men.

As bad as this is for Nike, this was a far worse look for them:

Rovell is a sentient sponsored post.

I feel bad for Zion’s knee. But this is tremendous content.

Regardless... 106 and 109 are above average. By 6% and 9%. So the point about him being an average pitcher...not really true.

It’s not just his HR rate, it’s that his HR per Fly Ball rate dropped. That will regress to the mean.

I like your style here, but you need a few revisions. I believe what you meant to ask was:

Good question, here’s when I started this year’s draft.

But what time does “What time does what time does the super bowl start start” start?

Can’t get fired if you never get paid in the first place.

Blake Bortles to start for the Jags in 2019 . . .

If he sits for 2 years, would he still be picked number 1? Discuss.