+1 Sheriff Vote

I still can’t tell the difference between Tom Ricketts and Ted Cruz.

Canadian Football loves to incorporate the Buck Linebacker in its schemes.

The team that Renteria will march out this summer will make getting drunk on the El and stumbling into “The Rate” that much more entertaining.

Late to the party, but it’s good to see Kevin Bass is out of retirement.

You are an unfit mother.

I used to be a journalist... Then I found out people pay more if you use a flashy title when telling people they are full of shit.

I do digital analytics consulting. I had a marketing director tell me to lie about numbers so it would make “brand awareness look better.” ...

And Home Run Derby should have been seeded by weight class, but you don’t hear me complainin’

I bet John Hudek really wishes he got his All-Star incentive cash back in 1994.

Eric Thames makes me miss Adam Lind, which makes me miss Vernon Wells, which makes me miss Brett Lawrie, which makes me miss J.P. Arencibia, which makes me miss Frank Thomas, which makes me realize the Blue Jays really like dudes who swing hard.

My last apartment in Dallas before moving to Chicago:
$800/Month
2 bed, 1 one bath, 900+ square feet, built in shelving, kitchen, covered parking space.
Memories...

I remember the first time I applied for a job in PR/Marketing and I bombed the interview... “What will you miss most after you make the transfer blah blah blah?”
Without batting an eye, I said, “Making people cry.” ... Writing feature-length stories and engaging with people was my strong-suit, and well, everyone was…

This is a good pun.

This is why I love hanging out with graphic designers, seriously.

How did you break into my apartment and steal my SNES collection?

I keep watching it expecting the ball to go in... and it never does.

For what it’s worth, I learned Sacramento still has a team because of Deadspin.

Thank you for understanding statistics and mathematics. Will you play craps with me? Seriously.

But only if you have a Nielsen box!