That’s fucked up and I am picturing the kids on the editorial board laughing about it. In my head they are all wearing blazers and loafers and look like Paul Ryan.

Cornell, my alma mater, is a private land-grant university meaning that generally, tuition is astronomical but they have big in-state tuition discounts for certain subsidized programs, which is how my family could afford to send me there. The school paper always prints a fake edition on April 1, but I was so stressed…

Tupid.

Bush’s people were as loyal as Reagan’s, and willing to fall on their swords for the man.

Go to the gift table, leave a card saying “What a beautiful day! I hope you enjoy the gift!”, then take half a dozen cards off their gifts, and scatter them.

I think they actually got sued and lost for that one. Had to replace the mantle and pay extra for emotional distress. I vaguely remember laughing my ass off.

I remember the hell this woman got on Television Without Pity boards. Everyone called her Crying Pam. I miss TWOP. It was my second favorite waste of my employer’s time behind Gawker. God damn it I miss Gawker!

YES. I remember this one vividly, she left the room and had to physically sit down on her stairs and she proceeded to have a meltdown. Excellent TV.

Sometimes it’s Doug

i used to live across the street from genevieve.

They covered hardwood floors with wet sand and the tent is what you’re concerned about?

I always loved Vern’s designs. Probably because they were normal and not something that would cause a seizure every time I entered the room.

That circus tent was an unbelievably bad choice. Can you imagine the dust that thing would accumulate? How would you even clean it?

He was an asshole.

Oh my god you’re right I remember that episode. God I had forgotten what a train wreck this show was. All the episodes where they absolutely HATED the outcome were the best.

That was totally Hildi. Most of the terrible designs from that show were Hildi.

F-ing DOUG! Man I hated that guy

Please bring back Genevieve Gorder and Vern Yip!