Fortunate Son gets me too. There’s clearly a reason that song is in every fucking Vietnam movie ever, and it ain’t rah rah rah USA!

Why the fuck would anyone have a song that was called “Tears in Heaven” at their wedding? I remember when that happened and it was like the saddest thing in the fucking world. Like, you would have had to have lived in a cave not to know that or to not have seen/ heard Eric Clapton’s “Unplugged.”

I would LOVE to see a mother and son dance to Danzig!!

Ditto for “Fortunate Son” being some hooray-I’m-American like their misinterpretation of Born in the USA. “Some folks are born made to wave the flag / Ooh, they’re red, white and blue” ... why, this is a good heartwarming song!

Or people who think “Born in the USA” is patriotic. I mean, you could argue that it’s subversively/unconventionally patriotic, but it’s certainly no ode to Uncle Sam.

I am an atheist but I hope that there is a hell in situations like this, and I hope those fucking guards burn in it forever.

kevin kline and alan rickman together in a movie would have been absolutely delightful.

I’m not sure it qualifies, Allen was just as huge a self important ass as Shatner all on his own:

There was the very liberal Jimmy Kimmel, not attacking, not ridiculing, not even joking about Tim Allen’s politics - and Tim Allen projects a judgement that wasn’t even suggested. Kimmel was being a perfectly congenial host. So again, where is the perceived persecution? In Tim Allen’s head.

And that show wasn’t even that funny!

Alan Rickman would have his head. Maybe he knew, even back then, what a shitheel Allen would turn out to be...

He literally got famous by showing how suburban white men are grunting moronic troglodytes. Literally. And proudly.

What crimes do liberals commit against their political opponents that are so fear-inducing and unreasonable?

By Grabthar’s hammer, what a shithead.

Heh. Yep, I got the same email. When I got it I thought: a list of all the TV shows he went on to lie about TrumpCare? Seriously?