If Bernie was the nominee this shit would have been there from the starting line. This is despite the fact that he’s about as secular of a Jew you’re going to find.

I’m not anti-Semitic either, but I’m starting to get pretty pissed that my wife won’t tell me where she’s hiding her gold.

“I would bring Tiffany to more events, but I’ve got Ivanka. I mean, look at her. Tiffany is great, but she’s not my first choice”

It must be heartbreaking, knowing that your father doesn’t really want to have sex with you.

She’s like Bertha in Jane Eyre, locked away in the attic.

I always get them mixed up, which one was married to Lamar Odom?

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

I’m not buying any of this feigned shock and outrage at Trump from “traditional” “family values” or “fiscal conservative” republicans; this man represents the values that the party has been promoting for quite some time. Xenophobia, a culture of misogyny and oppressively sexist policies, racism, homophobia, religious…

My employer has stiffed me on some additional pay recently, and I’ve found it overwhelmingly difficult to do any more than the quality of work for which I’ve been paid (which is about 75% the quality of work which I would otherwise do).

I guess Trump should hope his guards have stronger work ethics than I do.

“I’m sick and tired of [the majority of the population]...”

“I’m sick and tired of people like you...”

I mean, I’m assuming since he posted it without comment he thinks he comes off well. Certainly he’s received endless high fives from the Trump supporters who have declared war on this mouthy establishment member/secret liberal/feminist woman. But anyone with the least bit of knowledge of his personal and political…

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

So he thinks he was ok in this???

Newt was proud of this! He tweeted about it! We live in an upside down world.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

“Plancelled.”

I too worked as a custodian at a prestigeous northeastern university, only to get fired for using the chalkboard in the hallway of the lecture hall.

i threw up so much some of it might have ended up in your mouth too