Similarly, modifying one of my new favorite sayings: If I had Trump, Hitler and Bin Laden in a room, and a gun with two bullets, I’d shoot Trump twice.

I’ll just casually drop this here.

And your bully had bigger hands...

She literally had to debate my elementary school bully. Except on a national stage. And had to take him seriously.

No.

Let’s be clear about something...

I want to flip the Senate and house too. IS that too much to ask?

to me, what’s worse than throwing your vote away on a 3rd party is doing it during this election. sure, trump and clinton are incredibly flawed candidates, but HOLY MOLASSES are stein and johnson useless skin sacks with no knowledge in their brains, political or otherwise.

worrrdddddd! people need to hear that they are morons for voting 3rd party from every front. the denial is strong when people who are normally smart and awesome can’t step back and look at the logic laid out before them.

Three more weeks. Three more weeks until this is all over. Three more weeks with all signs pointing to Clinton winning. God, give me, no, God, give everyone strength to endure this.

“Wall Street Suck-Hole”

Ah... the pretentiousness of 3rd party voters. I basically got told to shut up by an American friend because I told him it was a throwaway to vote 3rd party, I know nothing about American politics. This, coming from a guy who kept posting stupid memes on my wall during the last Canadian election.

Not really relevant but Keegan-Michael Key was just in Boston where my friend is a union organizer, leading a picket of a hotel workers at a Boston hotel. Key not only stopped by to tell the workers he supports their cause, he posed for a photo holding a picket sign. It’s always nice to hear that a celebrity who you…

Even if they don’t, John McCain can still go fuck himself.

Well, according to 538, the Dems have a 72% chance to win the Senate so John McCain can go fuck himself.

Honestly I think Christie is self deluded enough that he thinks those messages still apply to him.

I posted this elsewhere, but this Bush-era Neil Young concert drew the same kind of hilarious right-wing ire:

I walked out because he wasn’t painted blue wearing jorts. So yeah. You may have a point.

When I was in college Stephen Colbert came to our campus and performed. Colbert Report had been been a thing for maybe a year. When he started talking about politics, and his views were liberal, idiots around me were upset and confused bc I guess they didn’t realize his character and show were satire. They stayed til…

I recall David Cross relating that inevitably people will walk out of his shows when his jokes become political and crass. He asks how is it possible that someone can buy a ticket for his show but have no fucking clue as to his sense of humor. He suspects they just show up expecting Tobias.