Jeb is a MESS

btw thats the exact plot of ‘drop dead fred’

perfect gif is perfect

There is always someone for whom reality holds no sway....

I’m a Bernie supporter who no way in fucking hell would ever vote libertarian.

In theory if everyone thought like that, “safe” states would no longer be safe. I get what you’re saying, but it’s a slippery slope.

Running for president isn’t a barroom trivia contest. That said, I expect political candidates to at least have a grasp of global issues. Johnson is incompetent and Stein is a looney tune and that’s why this Green is voting Clinton. It wouldn’t matter if I voted for Vermin Supreme in my state, but I feel she’s the…

Did someone say, “rando dipshit former governor who hoped to swindle some sweet donor cash and get a small Q rating bum...?”

This the guy many Bernie supporters are leaning towards now? He is basically the inverse-Bernie.

Whereas Hillary could not only name every single sitting world leader, she could tell you what they had for breakfast, the name of their first pet, and what color underwear they’re wearing right now.*

Or that Gul Dukat was the prefect of Bajor? Come on Gary, get your shit together. This isn’t 2138.

Decades of many people wanting the federal government to do something, whatever that something is, leads me to believe that we give lip service to libertarianism...but we really aren’t libertarians.

You mean he couldn’t even identify Gowron as the leader of the Klingon High Council? 

This guy was governor of a state that borders Mexico.

If only things like this would break through some of the cognitive dissonance and get some of his Merica! supporters to see that he doesn’t care for the “little guy”, and thinks they are a bunch of saps.

“It’s just like The Breakfast Club, except everyone is 70, evil, and maybe sundowning.”

“Even as Mr. Trump’s advisers publicly backed him on Tuesday and praised his debate performance, they were privately awash in second-guessing about why he stopped attacking Mrs. Clinton on trade and character issues and instead grew erratic, impatient and subdued as the night went on.”

He took a vodka drink, he took a whiskey drink, he took all the drinks

I’d rather hear Tubthumping twice than Famous three times.