They should have said “The good US soccer team” to be more clear.

The whole “making the best choice” part should have been a flashing red siren that this was obviously not about the men’s team.

I initially misread USWNT as USMNT and got really excited that Berhalter had been shitcanned. Oh well...

If you’re ever feeling too hopeful in humanity, just read the YouTube comments

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

Bingo. They over-saturated their product. In combination with politics being dragged in, monster tv/player/coach contracts that inflate ticket prices, and the way society is going as a whole; football just doesn’t have the same appeal it did up until the mid to late 2000's. 

All the problems you described for MNF apply to football as a whole. If games are on 3-4 days a week it’s not a big deal anymore.

I thought that was last year?

This is legit my mom and dad. On her side of the family almost everyone has that superpower, while my dad has gifted my sister and me the insomnia with stuff like snoring and teeth-grinding on the side. 

I hate your wife. I’d give anything to be able to do that.

Brett Hull’s skate was in the crease!

No, because if and when you get sideswiped by one of these you won’t have “CHEVROLET” emblazoned on the side of your skull.

This is quite the covfefe he’s found himself in.  He should take a breath and have a hamberder, then he might feel better.

Seems like a real ambecile... no wait, I mean Anbesol.

Remember the Bowling Green massacre!

You must be rediculous to be friends with the morans.

Don’t be rediculous.

Hey man, don't be so harsh. Maybe he knows what covfefe means. Maybe he's even met the prince of Whales! 

Rob Drake, cival war advocate, and friend of the morans.

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.