My dad mentioned flying long hours in the airforce, they had flight tablet A to keep you awake and tablet B to let you sleep afterwards- he prefered not to take them as he said the little orange men dancing on the wings were distracting

I mean, I’m just going to go ahead and say this: being 83 and a combat veteran doesn’t mean you can’t also be a douche.  The two are not mutually exclusive.  My grandfather is 96, a combat veteran, and also a douche.  I love him, but he’s a douche.  So yeah, not mutually exclusive.

You were right, it IS pretty obvious who the douche is.

See B-36, specifically the RB-36. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convair_B-36_Peacemaker

Gonna be a while ‘til this gets 4077 stars.

That 83 year old is impressive - not for his sentiments, but for his ability to use email.

Most be nice. 

and 20 hours of Baby Shark

Anyone who takes a baby on that flight should expect child protection services waiting for them on the other end.

The only way this makes sense to me is if the Trump administration is saying:

No, no, no.  Do not ask this thing questions.

He’s riding your mother like Seabiscuit. That’s where Hunter is.

Mao-hawk?

If you need well-known actors to get people to watch...

Especially if I'm watching a movie with my parents.

You seem cool.

You know you can just go to Harbor Freight and skip the 5 week wait for shipping, right?

+1 American Exceptionalism which is currently +1.32 Canadian...

Well ... he was on the field.

Didn’t see the game, but I’ll just assume Michael Bradley played.