The only way this makes sense to me is if the Trump administration is saying:

No, no, no.  Do not ask this thing questions.

He’s riding your mother like Seabiscuit. That’s where Hunter is.

Mao-hawk?

If you need well-known actors to get people to watch...

There’s no penalty for copying in China, even Nikes. 

No, they don’t, but clearly this cop’s decision making was on the right track.

That driver needs more training.

This is the kind of thing they don’t train you for in the academy.

Should HAVE left him there.

You’re welcome.  

Especially if I'm watching a movie with my parents.

You seem cool.

You know you can just go to Harbor Freight and skip the 5 week wait for shipping, right?

This is like the military hardware version of when I’m shopping online for something, like a Dremel bit set, and I go on eBay only to find someone in China who will sell me a Drumel bit set for 1/5 the cost of the real thing, but it takes 5 weeks to get to me and when it shows up it’s wrapped in packaging and oil that…

+1 American Exceptionalism which is currently +1.32 Canadian...

Well ... he was on the field.

Didn’t see the game, but I’ll just assume Michael Bradley played.

$15 trims for me too, at an old-style neighborhood barbershop in Queens.

WHAT war on women, right? Lol.