Dr. Cappuccino is the one who saved Kevin Everett from being paralyzed for life. Also, Eric Wood is a good dude. He is going to be missed.

[pours out a little beer on a folding table]

I’m trying to think of a better choice, and it’s actually proving to be kinda difficult.

A few years ago, I rewatched this film for the first time in about two decades. It gave me a new appreciation for Christopher Reeve, because to me, he’s the only actor who has ever convincingly peformed the “secret identity” trick. His voice tone, body language, posture, movements, and speech rhythm are completely…

If you think this is crazy, wait until I tell you what Fox *News* has completely ignored

I wish I had a snarky comment for this. I’m out of ‘em. Fuck that ridiculous right-wing cabal of sham networks and everything they stand for.

there was something hiding under the other side

Now I read deadspin and enjoy what people with actual opinions, like you, have to say about sports in general.

I WANT BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All good as long as we can prevent any women from deciding whether we give unborn babies the protection that God guaranteed to all of us when He wrote the Second Amendment.

I did not see who I was replying to. Carry on, sir

i think fetuses should get guns so they can protect themselves against abortion by killing the host, if need be.

The best way to stop bad 15-year-olds with guns is good 15-year-olds with guns.

Christ alive, I just read that memo. How many illiterates are running our government again? This is astonishingly poorly written, with numerous errors, yet it’s the final copy they handed out.

After having her blood drawn they gave her cookies but those cookies had too much frosting on them according to NCAA regulations.

I assumed it was because it was discovered during trial that one of the accusers was receiving improper benefits.

Compared to literally every other Trump appointment, this one seems absolutely amazing. I mean, at least the guy has like worked in the industry he’s going to be overseeing and was on the board of what he will be in charge of now. I don’t know anything about him other than that, and he’s already miles ahead of every…

What we really needed is more white dudes, thank god we dodged that bullet amirite bros.

“All agents within Tucson sector have been instructed not to remove or destroy water stations, food or other resources left along the trails in the desert,”Border Patrol public-affairs agent Christopher Sullivan told AZCentral. Sullivan claimed that this policy had been in place for years.

This is the one thing that I’m always shocked by: there’s no mention of confiscating his guns. He threatened, repeatedly, to perform a mass shooting. He told people on a recorded line that he has a bunch of guns.