Oh, and I can’t forget:

Sounds like you meet the criteria, though.

Way cooler than the trite:

good point

I’m betting this is the first time the phrase “nut in her eye” has been included in a police report since Multiple Miggs got pinched in ‘88.

+1 gripping the pillows tight

Between the handcuffs, cuckolding, facial, (presumably) interracial, and back seat of a vehicle in South Florida, I’m counting at least five PornHub categories in this article.

No way, he’s black.

This is unfortunate. It just further ruins the reputation and regard of Guys Who Like to Nut on Women’s Faces even more.

Jets fans have gotten quite used to plenty of nuttin’ from their players.

He’ll probably get off...

Anderson now facials up to a year in jail.

Waiting for Rene Higuita to come outta nowhere and give him a hug.

“Truth bombs” from Trump people. Tell us more! Your centralized propaganda mouthpieces are excellent at drilling talking-over points into your fear-drenched minds, so please, share. I’m cursed with thinking for myself, and having compassion and empathy, so please, tell me more. Bomb me with truth.

I’m sure there are extremists of all sort. But it is telling that this is so common from one side. It really shows the deep hatred and ignorance of the right. Both sides disgust me, but the right seems to do it every fucking day with something new. These fucks will never, ever, get my vote again. And I vote down the…

Oh, hey Paul Ryan..

Because evangelicals vote on exactly one issue: abortion. He can continue be incredibly immoral as long as he keeps appointing judges who will rule against abortion, starting departments for the purposes of protecting religious anti abortion rights, and speaking at anti-abortion rallies; he’ll get their vote.

I am Emmitt Smith.

“inherent those wins” is an all time great typo

No, he gets sent to the pound.