I’d like to think as soon as Trump announced some dictator, white supremacist bullshit, that one of those Marines standing nearby would jab a bayonet into his gut. Chance are the fat Cheetoh’s going to stroke out before 2020 anyway.

Totally. Cadillac had the right idea when they showed off the Ciel and then went right back to making angular 7-series also-rans. Lincoln gets it.

Well, once he’s no longer President I’m sure NYS’s fraud investigation into attempted purchase of the Bills will tell us.

Zelensky is in a tough spot. You can tell from his face in the photos that he knows Trump is a fool, but he has to play nice so he can get the military help he desperately needs. Especially since Trump is fellating Uncle Vlad. If he embarrasses Trump in ANY way, Cheetolini will just tweet about “Maybe Russia was doing…

Question: why do you have to always note the US team as “USMNT” when all other nations’ teams are simply referred to by their country’s name (see Cuba and Canada above)? It makes them as annoying to read about as they are to watch.

arranged=bribed FIFA

I never need an excuse to listen to Queen. Thanks. :)

You can tell that dude has seen some shit.

That’s what worries me. These morons are exposing all of the parts of our government that were controlled only by shame and good sense. The truly diabolical are certainly taking notes.

Makes me wonder how often Manafort has to blow his cellmate to make sure he keeps tasting his food and drink before Paulie can safely tuck in.

I feel like we should get really big apology cards signed by everyone that didn’t vote for Cheetohlini and send them to these poor leaders. 

Trump and his family are going to face a whole shit ton of NYS charges whenever he is out of office, that’s for sure.

Amazing commenting in this thread Arnheim, the Rear Admiral, and New Around Here (you fit right in)! You guys should write for a living if you don’t already.

Maybe they’re honeymooning at Auschwitz?

Ashy Larry for the next UN envoy!

“Jesus will forgive me.”

Based on the number of Confederate flags in the Southern Tier in a state that sent the most troops to fight for the Union in the Civil War this is the correct take.

I don’t know why, but I still have faith that one of the Marine guards or Secret Service guys would put two behind his ear if he went all Hitlery.

Hopefully his aorta.

Just to go a bit off topic here, but what do you think the chances are that right as this shitshow hits a crescendo, Orange Julius’ best bud Vlad goes and invades Ukraine to “protect the Russian citizens there.” 100-1 maybe?