Ashy Larry for the next UN envoy!

“Jesus will forgive me.”

Based on the number of Confederate flags in the Southern Tier in a state that sent the most troops to fight for the Union in the Civil War this is the correct take.

I don’t know why, but I still have faith that one of the Marine guards or Secret Service guys would put two behind his ear if he went all Hitlery.

Hopefully his aorta.

Just to go a bit off topic here, but what do you think the chances are that right as this shitshow hits a crescendo, Orange Julius’ best bud Vlad goes and invades Ukraine to “protect the Russian citizens there.” 100-1 maybe?

I heard it was Hugh Jassole

Fuck that. Then that means he got to breed!

For some reason after reading your post I had an immediate thought “they sent the former lead singer of Journey?”

I may have been posting Brady dildo pics on Deadspin. Does that count?

At least now I know Mila is from Western Ukraine. So she can still be considered hot.

It’s like everything we’ve known about Trump for three years just dawned on him: “Oh man. It’s true. Корва!”

I’m sure Trump’s handler got a good chuckle out of this. “How delicious. Send the tanks into Donetsk boys. It’s time.”

Yep. If there’s one thing McConnell loves more than the GOP, it’s his own puckery ass. When Trump provides no benefit to him any longer then into the chipper he goes.

If we’re lucky (and we haven’t been so far), this will set some stink on Biden and push him out of the race, at least as the current front runner. 

As long as he gets got, who cares.

Whoa, whoa! Slow down there sister!

One benefit that I’ve red about is that once an impeachment is officially begun, it opens up more legal avenues for the House to get information, documents, evidence, etc. than when simply conducting an “investigation.” For instance it seems like they would have an easier time throwing someone in jail for contempt if…

This is a good take on the “criminality” of this:

He wouldn’t have been elected if he was pro-Russian. Especially since the election wasn’t even carried out properly in the Russian-backed breakaway regions.