It’ll be a lot of fun when the ICE and local cops get in a shootout after a citizen calls the cops to say someone is trying to kidnap them. Which group’s wrap-around Oakleys get knocked off first?

Kentucky is a state,

Damnit. Still in the grays. Someone drop a rope down here, or at least some Skittles.

Yech. Where’s Kinja’s UV light?

That’s a Confucius Norris quote right?

Not to mention the bill addresses renters rights for the entire STATE, not just NYC.

NYC or NYS needs more housing?

I’d be ok if just choked to death on a chicken McNugget tomorrow, but yours is more fun.

At least it’ll mean 4 years of awesome Onion articles about Diamond Joe.

It’s almost like the laws allowing it were designed to create that outcome!

#Ts&Ps

How dare you write about a Bentley and not use the word “bespoke” once!

So should we feel bad if Kavanaugh tries to sexually assault her daughter? Or not? Or . . . I’m not sure what has the potential for the most schadenfreude. 

Niagara Falls, NY would finally have something better than the all-nude+alcohol strip clubs in Niagara Falls, ONT.

+1 good arborist Kinja

The NFL player was named in the WaPo story. Some white lineman dude with a big Tom Selleck ‘stache. 

Hmmm. That would be an interesting experiment.

Could they use some thoughts and prayers?

Well that’s the GOP for ya, the party of small govern- . . . huh?

There’s no one I trust more to discuss the ins and outs of a uterus, than an old white dude in a bowtie from Texas.