You had some righteousness going there and then blew it on the last sentence. 3.5 (you gotta stick the landing).

Irrelevant, because I said “for me” the Accord fails at the majority of transportation tasks that I ask of my vehicle. It has a trunk so “for me” I consider it the lesser vehicle.

Well yeah, but they are investigating him for state crimes at the moment.

He’ll be in a holding cell in NYC so I wouldn’t worry about it too much.

What he said was fine. However, the Clintons should still just go away. 

$2k between a CRV and an Accord? The CRV wins hands down every time for me. It’s all about the versatility of a hatch. I can’t get a water heater in an Accord, or kids and beach stuff. Now if they made a nice Accord WAGON, you could argue that.

This. The CX-3 is hot garbage. The cargo area looked smaller than a 1980 Rabbit’s.

In a just world they’d both be rotting in the ground by now.

*vomits on keyboard*

Thank you for your service.

*Gag* That there is one of the reasons I named my son born in 2009 Paul. There is at least one of each of those in his school right now, but of course spelled differently. *vomits in my lap*

I’m guessing there’ll be a few in the next lacrosse names post.

C’mon, the constant dread and helplessness is empowering!

You sir, are Florida Representative timber!

Yep. I would move the fuck out of Florida over this. Luckily I don’t live there now.

Goddamn it, I’m doomed to the grays for eternity but the Trolls have free run of the place. Time to start making grey t-shirts with “I’ve been Kinja’ed” on them.

“But I seent Die Hard and Marked fur Death like 20 times! It looks easy! Ya just pull out yer Mac10 and hose ‘em down! Trainin and thinkin is fer Libtards!” /s

It happened in Florida in spirit at the very least.

Oh Uncle Miltie and your enormous horse cock, you slay me!