C’mon, the constant dread and helplessness is empowering!

You sir, are Florida Representative timber!

Yep. I would move the fuck out of Florida over this. Luckily I don’t live there now.

Goddamn it, I’m doomed to the grays for eternity but the Trolls have free run of the place. Time to start making grey t-shirts with “I’ve been Kinja’ed” on them.

“But I seent Die Hard and Marked fur Death like 20 times! It looks easy! Ya just pull out yer Mac10 and hose ‘em down! Trainin and thinkin is fer Libtards!” /s

It happened in Florida in spirit at the very least.

Oh Uncle Miltie and your enormous horse cock, you slay me!

Can’t hurt the masters . .  err . .  job creators!

Yep. I love it. NYS is an annoying state to live in, but because NYC is reliably blue, and billionaires and other scum have to do business there, we can really kick some ass. I hope she snuffs out the NRA and gets to personally perp-walk Cheetohlini to jail as soon as he is out of office. SDNY is all over his bullshit.

So subpoena him, and if he ignores it, arrest him. Today. Stop fucking around and make an example of SOMEBODY. All the waffling and deadline extensions just support the notion that the Dems have no power or are afraid to use it.

Is Dorsey’s face getting more punchable or is it just me?

Sadly, the United States is now the Florida of Earth.

“I can only eat you AFTER you are born.”

Annnddd, still in the grays.

Typical. We finally get a local company on the way up around here and it turns out it was all illegal. We can’t catch a break. -Rochester resident /s

me too. I managed to breakout in Deadspin but I think that’s it.

You first.

Then I think the solution is to change the bankruptcy laws. In my case, my salary is being partly paid by the international students who, by law, can’t get any financial aid which means full pays, which is why our international student population is growing fast. This debt crisis was partly fueled by the decades long…

But friends was terrible. The Office was good.