Billy’s right if a bit melodramatic in his reasoning. MLS is only about the money and making a safe investment for its owners. Producing entertaining soccer and improving our domestic player production is not a priority for them. This need for constant expansion despite marginal TV ratings and lackluster international…

Hehe. Same for me, but I was 6. :)

I’m guessing Palpatine’s appearance has something to do with the time portal thingee that appeared in SW: Rebels. Which means . . . MAYBE THIS HAS ASOHKA IN IT! I won’t get my hopes up. No matter what, my ass is still in a theater seat on 12/20/19.

I would say Yavin too, since in some of the stories it has a Sith temple on it.

Hehe. She’ll yell out “Liebensraum!” one morning, and whoops, there goes your driveway.

me too.

Oh, they’re just getting their hypocrisy training for Congress!

“Sentient?” Whoa, whoa. Slow down there buckaroo.

$300

“Mallware? I need me some of that!” -Roy Moore

Is it “Clint Malarchuk bad?”

He sounds like a Collins voter to me. Addison, NY is right near Pennsyltucky, so that checks out. 

“Zat, is not my seat.”

Just our luck. Why couldn’t he have broken his hip and die a month later like every other grandma seems to do. I swear you can see a minor demon break his fall. Enough Satan! We get it!

For some reason the first Farscape episode that came to mind when I first started reading this was the one where they kept switching bodies. I LOVED the little photo necklaces they kept passing around, and I was so glad they finally showed what EVERY guy would do if he ended up in a woman’s body. They went THERE and I…

I’ve never been one for romance in TV shows, but these two? Wow. Their relationship feels so real and so earned that you could forget they were actors and not together IRL. I didn’t think any other couple could get to me like Sheridan and Delenn did in B5 (if you don’t weep after Sleeping in Light, you aren’t human),…

In one of the commentaries, Henson or O’Bannon said they routinely would buy out many of the S&M shops in Sydney. :)

Dargo: “I’ve gotta pee.”

+1 for the quotation marks.

I’d prefer the Scanners version of a stroke.