Freedom Vehicular Homicide!

Tesla could start by not fucking calling it Autopilot.

Nice. I always assumed that a higher number in a Soviet/Russian tank meant a better tank. I guess not.

And everyone has an equal opportunity to have their very own Freedom Hole (or Holes). 

Sure, but without Bill 1, universal background checks, that federal law is useless.

I don’t know. Add some spurting blood hitting the ice just before the jumbotron and we’d be getting there.

Too soon, but +1 nonetheless.

Off topic a bit, but I might give Mario’s son just a tiny bit of leeway on the Amazon thing if he ever once, just once, tried to get Amazon to land in a part of the state that could actually benefit from the many jobs; basically anywhere outside of the NYC metro area. You know like someone who allegedly leads an…

Well it’d be “something wonderful” according to a Mr. Bowman.

Why does it always look like a slave auction? I’m waiting for the pics of some white dude checking their teeth.

The next Chinese revolution is going to be REALLY bloody. 

Excellent work there son. Now take your star and hit the showers.

What’s “outstate” mean in MN context? 

+1 Loud Mouthed Shnook.

That was worth the time. +Ein

They should build a bar right next to his grave and put the men’s room door right in front of his plot. I can see lines every night for the bathroom there.

Now three. Thanks.

Annnddd . . . still in the damn grays. 

So did anyone in attendance call him out on his bullshit? Or throw a shoe at him? Or Jimmy Superfly Snuka his pasty redneck ass? Something?

Oh my god. Who the fuck uses Papyrus for subtitles!?!?! And black with a white stroke no less!?!?!?