By that argument, capitalism has failed, or what we have is not capitalism. Basic needs are not plentiful (see Flint water, Bay Area housing crisis, etc.).

Damn. Oh well. A guy can dream right?

Fine with me. Both of them as a matter of fact.

I’ll allow it.

Trump. Say they got Trump.

I’m not sure I’d want to waste a load on that guy. Maybe some ear wax and a toe nail clipping.

You’re good; still doing the Lord’s work. Just don’t get hot sauce in your pee hole.

What the fuck is Sweetgreen?

Goddamit. Still floundering in the grays.

But they shouldn’t be in the military AT ALL. The military needs to do a better job of ferreting out these psychos, and when found, dishonorably discharge them at the very least. Same with the po po.

I still think Trump is too stupid to have actively colluded with the Russians. I do however still feel there is a strong chance that one of his acolytes/fixers could be charged with treason. That’s a stink that’ll even cling to Cheetolini.

I guess for me, compared to NY it is. I should have said “conservative.”

That’s where it was! I just saw it every time we drove to Gen Con when it was in Milwaukee.

Still, if he’s in the Pee Tape blowing Trump while the Russian gals are wetting em down, it’ll make it even more fun for that to come out.

The biggest porn store I’ve ever seen sits proudly next to I-94 on the way from Chicago to Milwaukee. Porn always goes hand in hand with bible-thumping.

Another reminder of why I hate gym teachers.

I saw a vintage Fieseler Storch do that an airshow once. The pilot just floated it to the ground soft enough that he had his leg hanging out of the plane made it look like he kicked off as he popped it back into the air.

My log-in wasn’t working when you asked for submissions so here’s mine: on the way home from work, I hop on the 390 as usual and head north. As I’m moving along in traffic at about 30, heading past the very next exit, I see an extremely obese naked woman in the water-filled ditch next to the off-ramp slathering…

Butterface? She’s gorgeous. And smart and awesome. What more do you want?

Damn I wish we had someone as cool representing my district in NY. Louise Slaughter was a legend, but some youth would be great. I’d run myself, but I’m an introvert, terrible at speaking in public, and my patronus is Sour Shoes.