I saw a vintage Fieseler Storch do that an airshow once. The pilot just floated it to the ground soft enough that he had his leg hanging out of the plane made it look like he kicked off as he popped it back into the air.

My log-in wasn’t working when you asked for submissions so here’s mine: on the way home from work, I hop on the 390 as usual and head north. As I’m moving along in traffic at about 30, heading past the very next exit, I see an extremely obese naked woman in the water-filled ditch next to the off-ramp slathering…

Butterface? She’s gorgeous. And smart and awesome. What more do you want?

Damn I wish we had someone as cool representing my district in NY. Louise Slaughter was a legend, but some youth would be great. I’d run myself, but I’m an introvert, terrible at speaking in public, and my patronus is Sour Shoes.

I’m surprised it hasn’t started already. Shit, I was sure someone involved with the Russian crap would have fallen out of their apartment window by now.

C is for Carnage!

As a current wagon owner I applaud this, and need to go find my tape measure . . . 

The subway is fucked? How bout the rest of the state being fucked? Cuomo is the GOVERNOR not NYC Mayor at Large. This whole thing is another example of Cuomo throwing the rest of the state empty promises while his dick is firmly lodged in the Holland Tunnel.

Who’s NYC for? The rich. And they don’t give a shit how far their servants have to commute to cook their food, protect their homes, or educate their kids. 

Luckily I’ve always got an easy out: UB got rid of the department that granted my degree two years after I graduated.

I don’t think the Grudes can get any redder so I think you’re going to have to start getting some color in the shadows, and start heading into oranges for the highlights. Maybe later a few cracks can appear where some yellow can pop; like fissures in lava. 

This is cool and all, but I’m still not giving the Alumni Association any money. Don’t bother to call!

Nice list. I’m a bit curious why Spiderman: Into the Spider-verse wasn’t included? I found it’s visual style very fresh and the characters fun and compelling; a real breath of fresh air to a genre that might be becoming stale.

Perhaps Queen is just more popular globally than any other subject of a biopic? 

Take your star, damn you!

The Israelis are their first-line cannon-fodder for the Repubs final showdown with Islam.

You’re not cynical. That’s exactly what’s going on.

I knew it was something. :)

Outrageous!

So hot you deserve the bore worms!