I remember reading that after they made a joke that one of his suits looked like auto seat covers, the wardrobe person found some actual seat covers and made a suit out of them for him. That show was the best. #TeamBailey

He’s getting into Herb Tarlek territory there.

So basically the headline is “Another Trump Appointee Proves He’s an Idiot.”

As I said below, Bezos can tell people where to live if he wants the states money. And he can pay them LESS in WNY and they can own a huge house instead of hot bunking in some shitbox in Queens and complaining about the MTA.

I’m saying if Bezos wants more than a billion dollars from NYS he TELLS his people where they live. As an added bonus for the stingy fuck, he can pay them LESS in Buffalo and his people can live better.

For fucks sake Cuomo. If this was supposed to be good for NEW YORK, then the HQ and the jobs should have been put somewhere in the STATE where they were NEEDED; basically anywhere but the NYC area; Buffalo, Rochester, Syracuse come to mind. Cities where the jobs and economic impact would have been huge. Let DeBlasio…

I’m kind of hoping they just never play another game; I don’t think anyone outside of Erie County would notice. Who needs that embarrassment.

I don’t even live in a state with a Wawa, but have been to the Shore enough times to know that it is the Wegmans of convenience stores, which means it is a holy place. Talk about shitty takes.

Whoa. I have to try that. I usually just get down low and be patient and still. with my hand out low to the ground. Eventually their curiosity takes over and I let them make the first sniff or rub. Then it’s usually fine. 

Yep. My dad wants nothing to do with anyone’s pets and yet they are drawn to him like a magnet.

Counterpoint: Fortnite Players Immediately Find BEST Possible Uses For New NFL Skins. Because the NFL is terrible.

This original version is one of my favorite car designs ever. The stupid spoiler ruined the purity of it.

Tell me about it. I was giving a guest lecture to some college freshman a couple of weeks ago, and was going to use the 2000 election ballot snafu as an example of the unforseeable impact bad design can have when I remembered most of these kids were in utero when that happened. After that I remembered how old that…

Twitter doesn’t give a fuck because Mango Unchained keeps people talking about Twitter. If Twitter’s users dropped the platform en masse over our Queef in Chief and they actually started to lose money, watch their stance change. 

They started over on Splinter comments and everyone got grayed to start with.

Teehee. +1 for the Grayening from one who has been Grayed.

The synergy is that next to Amazon is a large convenient area of real estate potential (public housing) filled with poors who can be easily moved out because they have no political capital. 

Not being cartoonishly evil will do that for you.

Knowing these two teams they’ll both fail. 2-2 tie perhaps?

I see what you did there, you crafty one, you. +1 Mongolian horsehair vest.