I don’t even live in a state with a Wawa, but have been to the Shore enough times to know that it is the Wegmans of convenience stores, which means it is a holy place. Talk about shitty takes.

Whoa. I have to try that. I usually just get down low and be patient and still. with my hand out low to the ground. Eventually their curiosity takes over and I let them make the first sniff or rub. Then it’s usually fine. 

Yep. My dad wants nothing to do with anyone’s pets and yet they are drawn to him like a magnet.

Counterpoint: Fortnite Players Immediately Find BEST Possible Uses For New NFL Skins. Because the NFL is terrible.

This original version is one of my favorite car designs ever. The stupid spoiler ruined the purity of it.

Tell me about it. I was giving a guest lecture to some college freshman a couple of weeks ago, and was going to use the 2000 election ballot snafu as an example of the unforseeable impact bad design can have when I remembered most of these kids were in utero when that happened. After that I remembered how old that…

The synergy is that next to Amazon is a large convenient area of real estate potential (public housing) filled with poors who can be easily moved out because they have no political capital. 

Not being cartoonishly evil will do that for you.

Knowing these two teams they’ll both fail. 2-2 tie perhaps?

I see what you did there, you crafty one, you. +1 Mongolian horsehair vest.

Yep. All our other homegrown companies shit the bed or moved out (Kodak, Xerox, Bausch & Lomb, Champion, etc.) but Danny and the gang are going to rule the NE grocery scene. Some idiots are trying to open a Whole Foods here for some reason. They don’t pay or train their people enough to compete and no one who works at…

Speak for yourself. We roll with Wegmans brand everything as often as we can. I think Cheez-its are the only brand name we regularly buy.

I would be fine if this happened in my neighborhood because I wouldn’t want Fucker Carlson to be my neighbor and would be delighted if he moved.

#Ts&Ps

Maybe Mueller will indict Stone and Don Jr. tomorrow then.

Fucking Chris Collins won in NY too and he was indicted on insider trading charges. Never underestimate the need of uneducated hicks to be willing rubes I guess. Hopefully he’ll never serve his term because he’ll be in jail.

I can’t watch our Orange in Chief any longer because I feel like I’m having a rage stroke when I do.

first thing I thought of when I read the name:

Since when did radical Islamist terrorists carry silenced M4s? Oh that’s right, they just Photoshopped some keffiyehs on some stock photo.

No lines in my part of NY. Democracy is working here I guess.