You, sir, are a star ace! +1

There’s an easy way to prove it Activision: stop selling them in toy stores.

Maybe Victoria’s Secret should start selling GoPros that attach to your panties?

+1933. 

I know. If she was going for the outfit that said “I’m the most out of touch person in the world,” she nailed it.

“There is nothing you can possess, you Poors, that I cannot take away.”

Bill and Hill. I didn’t intend to metaphorically shoot the messenger.

I was just gonna take a hearty, asparagus-stank piss on it, but a steaming pile of doo doo is an improvement.

They know that white male dominance is ending, though it’s hard to say when. No matter what they do, Time and non-white birth rates make it inevitable. But they won’t go quietly and intend to burn down as much as they can before they get put in the ground.

That’s why I’m glad the righties forget that the 2nd Amendment lets libtards own lots of guns too.

Jesus, go the fuck away already!

I would have thought she was less full of shit if she moved anywhere but downstate, but nope.

Yep. As a New Yorker I just loved having someone from Illinois by way of Arkansas representing me. /s

So I haven’t missed much after cutting the cord cuz the Sabres have been trash since I did it. Do I now have a reason to try and figure out how to get MSG into the house, or is it best to catch the occasional replay on NBCSN?

smartypants

Murphy’s “death” is MORE gruesome? How is that possible?

Still the best line.

About the same as an unladen swallow.

I thought “swole” was the correct term now?

This reminds me of how dumb it is for there to be a chain that is EXACTLY 10 yards so you can make an accurate measurement, and then decide where that measurement takes place based solely on a guess. God, the rules of this game are stupid.