No Pete Puma! This is an outrage!

Was I the only one that thought “Conor MacDavid? WTF?” after reading the headline?

Can’t be. Lake Erie is the shallowest Great Lake.

So is this “owning the libs?”

DeVos should be happy she’s here. The French used guillotines.

So it’s working exactly like it was designed to then. Nice.

Great article. Just replace “Soviet” with “Russian” and we’re all good.

Me too. Not sure where I heard it first either, but it’s my go to these days.

I see what you did there.

Kinja should just add a “B.Bunny” button in the comment window for attaching this GIF. It would save us all a lot of trouble.

That’s THE domestic violence protection order.

Ding ding ding! We have a winner! Stupid people are more easily controlled.

More reason to concentrate on ammunition control than gun control. 

It’s called “aiding and abetting.”

I’m pretty sure Sookah is “bitch.” In Ukrainian (which is really close) son of a bitch is “sookey sin” and “sin” means son.

Stance Life?

Keep reaching for the stars. +1

I would take my VW Alltrack and swap the drive train and engine with everything from a Golf R. That would probably be fun.

Different odor, same problem. Upholstery just sucks it up. Like ghost farts.

I think it’s a zoning law that there has to be at least one to get the business permit. With a fart pipe gets tax breaks.