Yeah I grew up dirt poor so I don’t feel too bad about having a combined income of $200k a year. But bear in mind, my contribution to that is only $40k so if my relationship ever ends I’ll need to get used to the cheap toilet paper again real fast.

And it’s not enough for them! He wants to eliminate the AMT so they can have more! How much $ does a person need? Mr Portas and I could live so good on $418 a year. We could travel, help support our daughter, nieces and nephews who are struggling. Give to our favorite charities. I can’t understand that level of…

Dude, if I had $130K a year I’d have the world’s sweetest retirement fund started.

Honestly, the way things are going, you’d best squirrel it away so you can by ineffectual health insurance this time next year.

OR BLOW IT ON AN iPHONE!

I cleared $60,000 one year and I felt like a king. :(

You basically figured out the secret of a lasting marriage right there.

I married my husband because he looks like Ewan McGregor’s younger brother. I even get him to talk to me in a Scottish accent when I can’t reach orgasm.

didnt you know all those old white guys in Congress get their healthcare free for life by serving a single term unless they are impeached. Censured? Censured EVERY year? dont worry about it then cause they keep it.

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I went in for a diagnostic because there was a distinct bulge in my right armpit. Mammo saw nothing. Ultrasound saw ... nothing. Like, the bulge is externally visible, but apparently it’s just the shape of my armpit because 3 doctors looked and there’s nothing IN there.

A century after women were “granted” the right to vote by men and we’re still dealing with this shit. I’m so fucking tired of this.

What makes this even better is that Karen Pence inadvertently joined in.

Wait. That was their defense? That they weren’t the ones who threatened the partygoers? Man, fuck y’all. You rolled up six or seven cars deep into a mostly African-American neighborhood with Confederate flags flying from every single vehicle. You purposely went out looking for a fucking conflict, and when you noticed…

“I would never ...” = “I didn’t realize there would be consequences for my actions.” Which is why we are seeing an uptick in racist and anti-Semitic acts; people are getting the message that they can get away with it.

You know, you just never hear about this kind of crap with atheists. Yeah, some atheists are assholes - but they don’t, as an organization, advocate BEATING CHILDREN.

Some do.

Well think about the sequence of events. They were 2 speeches deep before the guy basically blurts out “We lost by the way” (btw... dick move to blurt it out like that then just turn away). The situation was about to totally fall apart and someone (like a Hollywood producer) needed to cut through the bullshit and…

I thought the same thing about Rich’s characterization, The man could not have been more gracious, during what must have been an epically humiliating moment.

Yea I don’t know why Rich Juzwiak feels the need to be such a shit head about this. Talk about alternative facts

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

For all the times I like Jezebel, it’s things like this that are driving me away. A lot of the staff write callous and snarky things for no reason. It’s just mean for the sake of mean a lot of the time.