Take it easy there, John Harkes.

his twitter game is flalas.

They are doing some things well, like boring the hell out of me.

Not exactly nothing. It counts towards the FIFA world rankings, which means that in theory, if we are successful enough in friendlies and in regional CONCACAF competitions, we could be ranked high enough to be a seeded team in a future World Cup and avoid being grouped with any of the other top 8 teams in the world.

Another great bicycle kick goal.

Where are all you Klinsy haters? Since he’s been with us we won our first game ever in Europe against Italy, our first win against Mexico at Mexico, The Dutch and Germany twice. Come on in and eat yur crow.

I'm out.

As someone in the industry this blatant attempt to make it about gender is rather upsetting as we,a subculture until as if late have fought against discrimination. And have been in the trenches before her hipster tattoos were prevalent. And yes the little tiny tattoos are the epitome of hipster. Not American…

Keep trying.

You’re pretty pathetic. I guess that happens when you live in such an insular world that “visitors” throw you into a complete tizzy. Nobody around to easily show you how pathetic you’ve become, you lapse into groupthink. But...you don’t seem to have a group.

I mean, is that .gif supposed to illustrate what this post is? Also, you’re pretty awful, yourself. I know it’s hard to be dumb and unfunny when that’s clearly the opposite of what you’re going for, but at least you’re trying to make up for it with sheer quantity? I dunno, I’m trying to find something redeeming in…

It must get old. Always being right. Always having to have the last word. Always having the Mary Tyler Moore’s Hair Flip. Such a life.

My body is ready....

FIFA is ordering out for lunch today.

That's enough out of you, Cornwallis.

What?

TOTALLY ACCIDENTAL I AM SURE OF IT

+666

This is so dumb and I love it nonetheless. +1