“Why always me?” —Fan sitting in Row Z

I just found out about you people calling each other “12’s”.

Can my Consuela tattoo get some love? http://imgur.com/a/6NQ8z

They don’t really do ticker-tape parades down here. Instead, everyone just bangs pots and pans loudly. It’s called Pan-demonium. Because of the pans.

Dodgers can’t lose to the Cardinals again in the NLCS. No way can you lose to that fucking team in the playoffs three straight years. It wouldn’t be right and it would be definitive proof that there is no god. The Cardinals are the worst thing in all of sports.

As a Marseille supporter, I find this fucking asinine. Combine this with their behavior before the Europa League match (who the fuck riots a Europa League match?) and I’m pretty embarassed to have their jerseys in my closet. They’re turning into fucking Millwall South.

“Oh look, a former HS player Deadspin commenter who thinks he can (looks at user name) ......oh.

It’s actually fairly important to the kickers and punters to get the K ball back if it goes in the stands, because the equipment guys generally only get enough time to break in the first 2-3 balls properly.

Lighten up, Francis.

You mean this guy?

**ManUre

When you at the bar and everyone starts singing along to Taylor Swift

That would be the trial of the centaury.

I guess he didn’t care if he ever got back.

Go take a nap.

Wow, I didn’t realize that ESPN was an arm of the United States government...

Don’t worry, he’s behind parallel bars now.

Yea everyone forgot he killed someone who shouldnt have been running on to the track. Shut the fuck up you douche canoe.

The Pontiac Aztek was a better GM than Doc Rivers.