Federal Bureau of Imagination

Personally, I think everyone should acknowledge that Nick Diaz is the Sports Guy Of The Year both for failing yet another drug test because he enjoys smoking weed and on principle.

Here's how I prefer to remember him, doing his best impression of that rat Peter Pettigrew as a member of the Sounders during the 70s.

Mike, I love reading your columns but throw in another Star Wars Prequel reference and I'll cut off your legs and leave you dying near a volcano.

Judge: "Juror #11, you're going to have to be replaced."

It doesn't work that way. The officials inflate both teams' balls—to the psi requested by each team. So unless the officials fucked-up big-time, both the Colts' and Pats' balls started life in the 12.5-13.5 psi range.

KIA presents the heads up play of the game.

Griffin: "Can you wrap dees, too?"

That male cheerleader is like something out of a Marines commercial.

that son of a bitch

I am not one to blame the refs or conspiracy theories about the NFL "wanting" a certain team to win.

[guy has never seen UFC before]

Girthquake

na, gonna continue shining

Report: Chris Conte "confused and uncomfortable" over Cutler benching, where he is, what day it is, bright light

(that's the joke)

The Chase bank account that said it had $72 million in it is the best part of this whole thing. I mean, the rest of it is preposterous and unlikely, but that doesn't even make sense!

Thanks, wouldn't have gotten that otherwise....

All of those Impreza's were being driven well, they just happened on those cars going overly slow because of the yellows. The incident was caused by the BMW braking far too hard with the flying Impreza's behind it if there is anyone to blame.

These are some turbos they had been experimenting with in the past but aren't currently using in cars.