I’m not sure what movie you guys were watching, but it’s clear that their intention is that he is not that evil. He’s a wannabe. Couldn’t you tell from his whining during the movie? His temper tantrums when things went wrong? We didn’t see Vader doing that. Kylo Ren telling Snoke that he feels the light pulling…

Iron man. Iron Man

Please do NOT give us Young Morpheus

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

In at least one version of the Hulk, Banner’s interior “monologue” was presented as a kind of a Committee of Hulks. One was kept locked behind a door and NEVER EVER LET OUT per agreement of all the Committee including a version of the Maestro (the A**hole Hulk). It was the Devil Hulk and he was depicted as yellow.

Deadspin would not be worse off if we had more posts about mid-90s to early 00s WCW and WWF/E.

Get ready for a surprise!

I was prepared to quibble with Constantine’s relatively low rating, but everything above it I either haven’t seen (and therefore cannot judge) or am forced to admit is reasonably positioned. Still, Constantine gets a bad rap. If you mentally divorce it from its eponymous supposed source material, you get a pretty good…

Is that before or after the teleconference that you put on speakerphone at full volume?

Yep. Then I’m going to kick my shoes off and listen to talk radio at a volume that is just loud enough to be heard, but not understood.

Gonna go back this afternoon and burn a bag of popcorn?

I have a job. Today, I used the office microwave to heat up some leftover fish. Go fuck yourselves.

It’s where the deus is expelled from the machina.

Here’s mine:

Washington is pretty bad at keeping players healthy; some of the tales Wizards fans tell to commiserate include Webster, who signed a four year deal and ended up playing about 110 games, Anderson, who was signed to fill the hole left by Paul Pierce’s departure and dressed for just 13 games, and Mahinmi, who hasn’t…

he decided to go for a walk in the woods near his hotel to kill time.

Seriously.