I honestly feel like he’s trying to wink-wink incite his viewers into just that, with the stupid ass food fight shit thrown in to make it seem like less of a direct threat, even as his true believers know that he’s telling them to stock up on more guns and ammo.

I always thought “It takes one to know one” was a childish retort, but damn if that tweet hasn’t made me rethink that.

I thought that would be the job Alex Jones is holding out for. I mean after all...

Russian nesting lawyers.

But I thought all the best lawyers were beating down the White House doors to work for Trump... Actually, maybe that’s why his lawyer now has a lawyer, just because benevolent Trump couldn’t say no to all the best legal minds out there when they’re so desperate to defend him! How generous!

Exactly, sex work isn’t going away, even in this fictional utopia. I mean, as long as there’s demand (which there always will be, no matter how great this fictional world is), there will be sex work. If anything, in a perfect world, sex work would be safer than it is now, so you’d potentially have more people (of all…

Imagine if Melania started being spotted in DC with her side piece, that guy from Tiffany’s?

And remember, Barack wore a tan suit and like Dijon mustard!! UNAMERICAN.

Aside from that perfect dodge, the most notable thing in that gif is just how much more life and happiness there is in Tiffany’s face compared to al her siblings.

They’ll be “troubled” for a day or two, and maybe even “pray on it” but ultimately say that it was just part of the lord’s plan and that god told them to support the president.

I read this entire comment in the voice of Scary Terry.

I’m a big fan of weed and my dogs, and I feel cheated that I have yet to gain the elusive Dr Doolittle ability.

I’m glad our president is Michael Scott’s intellectual equal.

Like i said, I wouldn’t doubt that someone set up a call like that just to distract him for awhile.

He either somehow found out some real Area 51 shit or they made up something on the same tack to distract him. Neither would shock me anymore.

Anyone else get a distinct Dolores Umbridge vibe just looking at her?

I know the bar is unbelievably low for this administration, but among the sideshow we have as a Cabinet right now, he was far from the worst. While State may be catastrophically understaffed right now, I actually think Tillerson was trying to do the best with the hand he was dealt. Of course, doing anything but…

Nothing but respect for MY Rex.

They’re smoking Putin’s best supply, straight from Moscow.

Wow, this photo might be the most “angry senile creepy grandpa”-looking picture I’ve seen of him yet. And that’s saying something. That white hat really doesn’t flatter him. Not that anything does...