I honestly had similar thoughts, and was worried I’m truly losing it and becoming just as bad as the InfoWars/Pizzagate psychos.

Because, like everyone else in this administration, she’s an empty-headed asshole who has skated through life on mommy/daddy/hubby’s money, and therefore doesn’t understand why these students wouldn’t be thrilled to bask in the glory of her presence.

Just search Pinterest for various Christian inspirational posts and string them all together. As long as you mention God and/or Jesus at least every other sentence, you’ll end up being read by Christian mommy book clubs across the country.

That ad gave me such secondhand embarrassment.

She was their employee, not a family member or friend, why the fuck should they have to offer her money for nothing? Especially if she was making poor financial decisions. I would never expect my boss to hand me money for no reason.

Or “Trump voter”.

While Toomey hasn’t gotten any NRA money recently, he’s certainly fond of them and their funding. While there are certainly many senators who are far more indebted to the NRA, Trump really wasn’t wrong about Toomey. He’s my Senator and a true piece of shit.  http://triblive.com/local/westmoreland/13307932-74/nra-gave-m…

It would be funny how hypocritical and full of shit all these fuckers are, if they weren’t actually in power.

And dark hair, so we know she’s extra serious and smart.

The same thing we do when we change our currency to Schrute Bucks but still have problems with counterfeit Stanley Nickels... nothing, because that’s a nonsensical argument with no basis in reality.

Came here hoping for the Bob’s Burgers reference, was not disappointed.

Right, Omarosa might as well have said, “I HOPE 😉 you all can figure out who it is... it’s not Nikki Haley, from that state full of HICKS😉... Get it? Hope Hicks, it’s Hope Hicks.”

You have my vote.

I’m a store manager for Pet Valu, so I appreciate the good review!

This is such a bizarre question, but did you get Henri’s sweater at a Pet Valu?

Would it really be that bad if he did? Would the loss of Kushner and Miller be so tragic?

HIPAA is also what he calls any woman who weighs more than Ivanka.

I’d add John Oliver to that list too.

Still more coherent and inspiring than Dotard Donny.

I’ll give you a hint as to why: it rhymes with shmagina.