Nope, every single lie he tells should be exposed.

I manage a pet store, I’ve seen more than one chicken in a harness.

Because he would say it about any of us, without a second thought? Because he thinks fat people (or anyone who doesn’t fit in his tiny spectrum of “beautiful” people) aren’t worthy of respect?

Please go eat a heaping bowl of GO FUCK YOURSELF.

I absolutely hate talking on the phone, and can get quite flustered with rage when talking politics lately, so I’ve been using the five calls.org site, which gives you a script to read, and I’ve also found calling in the evening , when no one is in the office, helps.

I have neighbors with a car adorned with Trump stickers. This is the only yard where I don’t clean up after my dogs.

I’m waiting for the tweet storm to start.

It’s terrifying how realistic that is. If you told me it’s a real quote, I wouldn’t even be surprised.

The best description of this “good guy” is from John Oliver: “A man whose face answers the question, what if an eagle hated Muslims?”

That was my thought as well. Dump truly thought Comey was trying to do him a solid back in October, and stupidly thought that meant they shared some special bond.

“I was elected to represent the people of Pepe Silvia.”

Anytime I see a picture of that dead-eyed Dopey, I remember he’s only 31.

Right? I hope he tweets himself into an even deeper hole than he did with travel ban tweets.

You know she’s THAT person, the one who goes to a Chinese buffet and really only eats the random pizza and French fries, and maybe gets adventurous at has some general tso’s.

Hypocrisy is the one thing this administration excels at.

They’re exempt, on account of magical orbs.

We don’t know that he isn’t literally as well. People are saying— great, wonderful, tremendous people— people are saying that Trump wears diapers. The most luxurious, beautiful diapers! Full of shit like you wouldn’t believe. Folks are saying it, they’re saying he loves sitting in a warm pile of his own feces. It’s…

He’s honestly gained so much weight since the election. To which I say, good! Keep on housing down that KFC! Maybe a heart attack will get him before the Russia investigation does.