But remember, there’s no evidence of collusion! 🙄

I truly believe that all of these foul motherfuckers are so rotten on the inside that they’ve become equally repulsive on the outside. Think about it: Ailes, Trump, Sessions, Kislyak, Bannon, etc.

So when can we start chanting “LOCK! HIM! UP!” about any of these dickcheeses?

Unless Mar-A-Lago can be plonked down next to the Winter Palace, you know Orangina-Grabber won’t go.

He doesn’t speak about any of his children except Ivanka with any real positive emotions. She’s the heir; Don Jr, Eric, Barron, and Egg are all spares.

Don’t worry, he’s still getting the slab of charcoal he calls steak and his side of ketchup.

That article is horrifying, btw.

Will he include pictures with his Flat Stanley?

I should’ve known, heaven forbid he actually try GOOD food.

Can you imagine him at any formal dinner? Or even eating anywhere he isn’t served charred steak with ketchup?

He might as well have added “...since I’m totally innocent, right, guys?”, followed by a wink. The best, most tremendous wink.

I’m a dog trainer. Orange Hitler strikes me as the type of person who goes into a pet store and then complains to a manager that there are animals allowed in the store. (This actually happens with startling regularity.)

I feel confident saying that both of my dachshunds would happily bite Orange Hitler.