Glad I’m not alone! She’s so beautiful, and this make-up hardens her face and makes her look older.

Definitely not the only one. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that, but I think her before picture is much prettier, and I usually think everyone looks better with lipstick and eyeliner.

Thank you for having the strength to share your story.

What the ever loving fuck?!? Did the fellas get a prostate examining anal probe in front of classmates? I bet not.

Because the entertainment industry does not, and never has, given a fuck about women.

What situation? Oh, this fucking situation!

Um thanks Pitbull but the court did determine what came about and Chris was convicted.

What a great, strange time to be a family pet.

Dodged a bullet. Seriously, look in the mirror say thanks to yourself for being too smart for that, and toast with your drink of choice. To you.

Please do not give one more fraction of a fuck about this. Jeff Koons is a money-grubbing hack.

Yeah, I’ve never met him, but that seems completely in keeping with my impressions of him. And really, you don’t even need to know that to not give a shit about his topiary dogs and such.

Ew I had the grossest feeling about him after going to see his retrospective at the Whitney. Just something about seeing the full summary of his life’s work in one spot made you see what a dick he seems to be.

Show me that smile again/don’t waste another minute on your cryin’/we’re nowhere near the end/the best is ready to beeee-gin! Oooh hoo!

Ok, but what if someone watches old episodes of Growing Pains to get in the mood?

I’m going to stick up right here, right now, for all the people that are 30 and still do things that 10 year olds do that are fun and that they love. Ain’t no shame in that.

Holy fuck, that video. How have I never seen this before. Like, sit down, Rebecca Black.

I continue to be amazed by how many forms addiction takes. Hers is tanning, mine is candy. Whoever is free of addiction is a kind of miracle angel seraph unicorn to me.

That older guy *is* John Updike. I want to know why he’s on there! And why no one’s talking about it!

I think she meant Valerine Bertnernie.