Just love that screen shot very, very much.

I'm really bad at texting, and I blame being old, 'cause I didn't grow up with it, but if there's anyone around when I send a text, I always ask for advice. Even just the simplest texts. I could use a text answering service. Not necessarily crowd-sourced, though.

Farts can be a real menace in the NYC subway, especially during the morning commute.

I mostly agree. I like the wedding photos, though. I think he's sometimes good at creating a look for a single photo. Not so much for a living, breathing, multi-dimensional person who's being followed by paparazzi.

I like the first photo. Love messy/casual on her.

Notices when you vomit loudly out the car window.

Totally cute.

Exactly.

Oh please. Of course it's less than ideal to eat fish from the East River, but people who live in less than ideal circumstances are not morons. It's also not safe to eat out of dumpsters. But people eat out of them and they don't drop dead and they're not morons. They're hungry, dumbass.

Yes, people from other cultures who don't understand your better-than-white-hipster ways are morons.

Her haircut is amazing. It's like two haircuts in one. I just can't stop looking at it.

I actually think both stories involving him are about people hounding him, not about him being a dick. Of course he doesn’t want to repeat that monologue for the millionth time. But he did it, which was really sweet.

I love that David Sedaris story! (After taking a million writing workshops myself.) It's my favorite. So hilarious. And truthful.

Yay!!! I’m so glad you liked it! It’s pretty quirky so it can go either way with people, I think. Yay!

Broad City's a comedy. (Nothing in common with Good Wife.) It's two ridiculously quirky 20-something women. I love comedy, and it's great to see strong female characters. The whole thing's absurdist, there's sex and dating, but it's firmly NOT about women wanting/needing a man. The man parts are just incidental.

I liked Broad City. The Good Wife. Really bad shows I'd be embarrassed to admit to

I believe you and I believe Emma.

I’m really confused because I think Missy’s gorgeous, but I think she looks better pre-makeover.

I don’t think it’s a prerequisite for being an artist, but I do start to think that being a horrible person can give you a leg up in any field. So I wonder if horrible people are disproportionately represented among very successful people.

Thankfully I've never had any level of appreciation for his "work" because then I really would have been devastated.