Thanks!

I'm glad to hear other people have gross feelings about him.

I met Jeff Koons in a bar when I was in my late 20’s and very naïve and very low self-esteemed. Not knowing who he was, I asked if he could give me a man’s opinion as to whether or not I should pursue a guy who had dumped me and now wouldn’t answer my calls. (I also was an idiot, not grounded or in touch with…

Did the chicken like the haircut? Or it was just being polite?

Dog shit stinks too. Reported live from the streets of a newly summery-smelling New York City.

There's nothing that says, "I have no idea what it means to be a father!" like this tweet. I grudgingly now feel sorry for Robin.

It was shot off. Now he can be a contestant on Dancing with the Stars.

Oh, and I guess no one's talking about it because they don't recognize him? Because they're too young? And that is so depressing.

Thought so. I feel it's an extremely suitable place for him to end up. But how did he end up there?

That older guy looks like John Updike.

Yeah, or maybe she had cheese fries and a piece of chocolate cake.

Valerie, not Valerine, Bertinelli. For all that is holy.

I'm crazed by this issue, so I can't pretend I'm being rational, but the idea that we have to somehow justify ourselves because we have bad guys among our ranks too, just like everyone else does, pushes my buttons. I a hundred percent experience the thought process and emotions you're describing. I just don't like to…

Now THAT's looting done right.

Ugh—that parody would be funnier to me if it weren't so very, very hauntingly similar to reality!!! I get so enraged.

No one does heavy-handed like the great American male writer.

I'm really uncomfortable with "as a Jew who has been screwed over by Jews . . ." This has nothing to do with being a Jew. As a Jew have you ever been screwed over by a Christian or by an atheist? You don't, as a Jew, have to take responsibility for the actions of every other Jew or every Israeli in the world. As a…

I needed this article. I have to get the right products.

When I first started getting my nails done I worried and wondered. I found a salon where I felt comfortable and where the workers had good ventilation and a friendly, relaxed vibe. In the back of my mind—yes, I knew that the conditions for the workers was basically an unknown for me. But I enjoyed having that luxury…

Popeye's is good and the biscuits to die for. Or at least that's how I remember it. Now that I'm veg, I look back fondly. Just don't be surprised if you find a chicken's head sticking out of your bucket. But there's nothing wrong with how it tastes.