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Perfect pun for the sitch. Hold your head up high.

I got a message that said, "Love the teeth!" and I have big teeth. So I don't think it was a compliment.

Smoke on 106th and Broadway is a great venue, and not expensive.

This kid I used to babysit for would take the pork out of takeout Chinese-food pork dumplings and eat just the outside noodle part of the dumpling. I was so disgusted by the wastefulness, but his parents allowed it, and would ask me to order this for him. I was doubly disgusted because I'm a vegetarian. I get that

I contributed to the wish tree. I wrote, "Can you get me an air-purifier?" Never heard back.

I think it's fine to copy a eulogy as long as you didn't murder the person you're reciting it for. I think that's what Ms. Manners says.

Because either you teach that it's an extreme no-no to have sex, or you teach that it's ok. I think some parents are not overtly comfortable with either.

You're right. You know who else's face I can't stand? Louis CK. Yeah his comedy's so brilliant blah blah blah. Something's off with that dude and he makes me sick to my stomach.

That's exactly it — She pees IN it. It dries pretty quickly.

Because no one calls Nicki Minaj "Queen Nicki Minaj", while for some reason Jezebel worships "Queen Bey?" I hate boxing—poor people smashing each other's brains in. It's so fucked. And then celebrities show up all glam and the women are all sexed up looking? I do not get it. Also, just looking at JayZ when he thinks

But she showed up with her breasts exposed wearing a tomato-red jumpsuit. That makes Beyonce a "winner."

Hmm. Strident about guacamole/food = strange? I don't get it.

You're right. Doctors know their own specialties.

And now ScarsAplenty has answered all the questions up-thread/down-thread.

I'm glad she got all her questions answered because I got none of mine answered. For me, a lot of questions just got raised.

It's okay because you watched it on a flight.

The one thing he's talented at is comedy, especially those little moments of slapstick. And he used to have amazing, funny timing when he did standup.

Finally! That's awesome.

He got beat up by his beard.

I clicked on this article to read about skeevy advertising skeeves, but after reading this comment, I too am disappointed at the lack of photo-bombing turtles. Why no photo-bombing turtles.