I mean, it’s great for lower ranking officers too...

“not a bad choice for a general-use city tank”

Big deal. I found half of a sleeping UAW worker under the 3rd row of my Traverse.

I think the impact knocked a few vowels out of his name.

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

“Lady-driven” is code that you need to replace the hinges on the driver’s side sun visor. You know us wimmins are always putting on mascara while driving.

He’s not the David Tracy...but he is the David Tracy’s weird VW cousin!

That is a very painful question for me.

Hopefully, Michael and Amber remained united through this ordeal.

More like Tree-cel, amiright?

That could be hazzardous to your health.

Wrong: Dick Trickle.

HMAS Toowoomba

That night I made a mental note to myself to always keep a beach towel under the back seat. I still keep one there.

Not a smart thing to do...........if you get my drift.

Fly, yes. Land, no.

If the kids are screaming, maybe you should stop juggling them.

Yeah, I mean, I guess he’s not bad. But I’d like to see him juggle four screaming kids in the back of a minivan while navigating the mall parking lot on the Saturday before Christmas. Now that takes talent.

Yeah. Take THAT dad!