#Brazzers

Can I add more facts to the marketing literature to be flipped through by billionaire’s car buying assistant?

Ten large for an actual, functioning airplane?

Behold! The beetle GTI.

It’s nice to see you Flex your muscles, being the Explorer of humor, but the lack of Focus is that it Escapes me what kind of Fiesta you’re trying for here. This really Taurus apart.

But that’s a kiwi, not a doo-doo bird!

“You should read Jalopnik, it’s good and insightful.”

Seafoam will help your car run better:

That was a good pun you rolled out there...

I guess you can say this was a marble-ous accident!

I think they have Way Mo work to do before it is safe.

A VW Beetle trencher...........I dig it!

The babies are flightless, as you can see.

So that’s where baby SR-71s come from!

Erwin Schrödinger and Werner Heisenberg were travelling through west Texas one day, with Heisenberg driving. It was a clear day, and the highway was empty, straight, and flat for miles and miles. Even the 75 mph speed limit felt too slow; Heisenberg didn’t pay much attention to it. So naturally, he got pulled over for…

Did you guys seriously just talk about the best cars of 1987 and not fucking include the Grand National?

No Grand National? 1987 was peak Grand National. These awards are the Milli Vanilli of car awards.

CAR OF THE YEAR:

Can the Delaware Supreme Court just refuse to hear the case and let the lower court’s ruling stand? That, to me, would seem to be the quickest way to put this shit to an abrupt end.

Problem solved.