Mercury LN-7 Behold the magnificence:

hmmm, let see:

ty vets, and active duty, you are the best.

I am so gonna get whacked by the banhammer for this

errrrrrrrrr

Thankful for the ice scraper I keep in my computer bag...Rained here all day then froze leading to freezing rain.

maybe this is the work of an angry customer, what comes a round goes a round

omg I am losing braimcells looking at this jif I fele meself getting dumbberr by the bounc I ckant louk away

having a flat tire after Christmas shopping and then returning all the gifts so I could buy a new tire to get home.

roasters?

what about:

OMG where is the bugging device....I just finished a bowl of Ramen, Called the College loan people to renegotiate yesterday, and my net salary in three years is the national annual average you quoted. Does this mean I have to wait 24 years for a sloppy seconds mazzer? Dude I’ll be 70 then. Oh snap.

dual exhaust ftw....

+ 1 for the color matched duck tape

Penny loafers and white socks and the yellow bird! I miss the late 80s/early 90s!

I wish I had a girlfriend to ask. Single women my age are scarce. Single women willing to put up with my ex's chaotic intrusions are even scarcer.

Straight trade for my Hyundai?

I remember as a kid riding around in my dad’s orangish brown 1972 Ford Maverick, looking at the Monarch/Granada with envy. I was sure such a car that looked like a little Lincoln had a heater that worked. Dad used to give me an ice scraper to scrape the ice off the inside of the windows in the winter time and I crawl…

I wish my ex was that hot...