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carry on my wayward sun
flibertygibberts

Animal, FTW.

ewww you don't know where that's been...

Come on man, focus! you don’t want to probe that escort, there’s a whole galaxie of comets and meteors you can pick up, one with even better contours and can flex while in transit to Granada, Montego or escape to your secret hideaway chateau on Fair Lane. Anyway, why settle for model A when you can have a girl that

2002 Saturn SC2 that I rescued from a junkyard in a small town in Illinois...light, almost quick, won’t rust, cheap parts, 45 mpg on the highway, easy to work on, could be autocrossed on the weekend, then becomes the daily commuter, cheap to insure, still a good looking car, shopping cart resistant, mostly theftproof,

amateur, deny everything. Not my truck, not me in the pictures, truck was stolen, and I didn’t have time to report it, as I was on the mug for the day battling stomach flu

omg its either a mobile meth lab or a corpse disposal on demand

Tulsa Oklahoma, Rolls-Royce, pawn and gun shop...Haven't you always wanted .... I mean as a fetish thing or something

like shooting fish in a barrel

Almost factory fresh

Next on "I can't believe it fit in my urethra".....

snag?

oh crap I chose a Liebherr 1500 crane...full extension might drag on the ground

its an removal aid/applicator

ow stahp the laughing hurts

Website says model weighs almost 6 kg...454g is 1 pound, so this model weighs about 12 pounds, gotta work on kegels or some bungus stretching yoga or something

umm 1:43 scale is a large model size. Matchbox/Hot Wheels is 1:64 scale. Monogram cars are 1:35.

Dodge St Regis

Everything about women is pornographic don’t ya know?