All choices have consequences.

DeMuro in the snow with an Aston Martin seems like a likely conclusion to a game of Clue.

Most surprising part of the headline.

Fuchs!

“Chrome".

Kill it with fire.

My reliable, trouble-free Skyline that never once sounded like it was trying to birth an alien through its front brake caliper.

Volkswagen

a buddy thought up a good one:

“How Would Blogging Be Different If Everyone Was On Peyote?”

This is how I picture you now

10. It cranks but won’t turn over

I’m gonna replace the oil with anti-freeze too, because winter cold

no, no, no. Put sand in the fuel filler neck. This will port the heads while the engine is running.

First change your blinker fluid, then got some winter air in the tires.

That’s bizarre, so you’ll suck his dick in the night, but a morning Kiss is gross because you don’t know him?

Star awarded for snark requiring basic historical knowledge.

It’s never a good idea to use the words “final solution” when referring to anything German .

Does existence count as a design flaw?

Just for it’s big fat face.