My guess is very bad. Dude more or less told a story you would tell at a funeral. My money is on stroke.
A concussion, it’d probably be a funny story/car wreck and not that huge of a deal to bring up.
He COULD have been in a car wreck and otherwise debilitated, but it doesn’t feel like that.
And his Twitter has been…

+1 “what do YOU mean, ‘you people’”

Best Bachelor party I’ve ever been to was an all-day smoking class that taught us how to smoke an entire pig: ribs, shoulder, sausages, plus chicken and sides. You tended the fire and drank all day, then ate like kings as everything came off the smoker throughout the day before passing out at 8:30 PM thanks to a full…

Lauren,

This is this dude’s first-ever post lol

We’re just going to write an article about THE Sandusky Ohio and NOT mention Callahan Auto Parts?

One of the balconies on Jackson St Pier has a banner reading “Same Penis Forever.”

“Yo dawg, we heard you like hood scoops, so we scooped your scoop.”

Also seeing as he has Wells Fargo, he probably has 6 credit cards, 3 online banking profiles and 2 more checking accounts he never asked for.

“Vengeance is mine,” saith the Ford.

Sure, typical Deadspin bullshit. Embiid dunks on a dude in a park and he’s a fucking hero.
Meanwhile, Richie Incognito attempts to tackle a dude at 24hour Fitness and he’s, “Mentally unstable.”

I think it’s key to remember that Donald Trump has the sensibilities of a six year old in 1985, and definitely worries about the things they would worry about. Glasses are uncool. Squeezing the fake tits on a blonde woman are definitely the height of success. Dinner should be fried chicken. Put your name on…

Florida seems to bring out the worst in people. I think it’s the heat and humidity.

Nope, you just sound like someone who wants to seem tough on the internet.

Bacon

Let’s consider Mary: who begins working at 25 years old, earns $60,000/year to start [and] gets a 2% raise every year.

Or a bit older:

Maybe tomorrow we’ll find out that the only guy in ZZ Top without a beard is named Frank Beard.

Please, don’t present this to an Spaniard.