I about choked last year, on a handful of goddamn leftover cold french fries from my kid’s plate. Scary as fuck, and has sworn me off large bites forever. 

Ice in cup, jigger of Tito’s, pour in a naturday. Enjoy. 

We have Family Videos here and my kids love going there to pick out their own movies. 

I enjoy a nice brewery beer when out with some friends for after-work drinks, but I also both enjoy and drink some Miller Lite because I want to hang out by the pool, drink all day, and not fall into a coma by 4PM. Can’t do that with some 9.4% craft BS. 

What’s that? Like me, you want to grill every single night but only want to hassle with charcoal on the beer-soaked, time-filled weekends? Then you need yourself a Duo.

What’s that? Like me, you want to grill every single night but only want to hassle with charcoal on the…

The constitution? It wouldn’t surprise me if we found out that Trump couldn’t even read. I don’t think anyone would be shocked by that, considering what the shocks we’ve already had to endure.

Broken link. 

Broken link. 

#florida

Lol. Exactly. My first job out of college (albeit 21 years ago) paid me $23K.

They’re all a bunch of assholes up there anyways.

I still call them “The Chefs” to this day. #kcnative

I constantly get “Awe” in place of “aww” from the wife when she needs to express a textable example of endearment.

‘murica.

Fantastic!

Sky Blue Cafe east of the river for breakfast. Bfast burrito is solid.

Also just a kid from Pacoima.

Color me surprised?...

Seriously, is anyone surprised, considering the track record of this “administration”?

Lord.

Logic always dictates that there will always be a prevailing douchecanoe in a battle of douchecanoe vs Eleven douchecanoes.