Well I’ll be goddamned, why didn’t anyone tell me before now that I could get my daily calcium intake from fourteen mouthfuls of sesame seeds

Because who the fuck is going to eat half a pound of bok choy every goddamned day? A glass of milk in the morning or with cookies at bedtime or after a good workout is incredibly easy AND delicious. Of the items you listed, only almonds and orange juice are something people might have every day and the OJ has WAY more…

I didn’t know there were milk truthers.

Getting fat again, apparently.

No way man. If you strike first, you have every fucking right to get your shit rocked. This is all on her.

We are still unsure what happened

I’ll do it. Pick me. I can do anything.

I only learned this year, my 38th, that you should make your s’mores with a Reese’s peanut butter cup for the chocolate layer.

So a reporter should allow someone to continue defrauding investors and customers just because that person used to be a different a gender? Nuhuh.

So you blame a reporter for doing their job and uncovering lies? Had she not lied about her background, then reporting her past would not have been required for the story, but since she completely made up an identity, including her scientific background and associated degrees, following that trail became a necessity.…

It is always sad when someone takes their own life, but let’s not paint this trans person as a pillar of virtue. The truth is they lied about their credentials to hide who they really are/were and got caught by a journalist who was doing their job... to uncover the facts. By association, this person made themselves…

That story certainly had some regrettable elements to it, but that Jez headline is about as sensationalized as it gets.

Understandable. See you in November.

Plus think of all nookie he’ll get

I had a really tough instructor, imagine a guy sort of like Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince, but meaner, and you get the idea. Anyway, his idea of a driver’s test was to put a hot Styrofoam cup of coffee on the dashboard (pre-airbags) and he basically said that as long as the coffee didn’t spill, I’d pass. Well, we had…

If I had to guess, too chunky to be coke. I’d bet it’s crushed percs. Plenty of access to them in a locker room.

I was about to comment the same about Produce. For whatever reason, their produce just does not keep.
Bell peppers especially always go bad quicker than ones I buy from Walmart.
Onions as well, tried buying a bag because we use them frequently but they still went bad before we were halfway through the bag.

I’m a…

Wanton slaughter of invasive species should be the primary task assigned to the heartless sociopaths of society, but instead, we let them run our financial system and run for political office.